Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in salmonofdiscord's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
2:19 pm	little update Sorry it's been so long- I'll have more stuff up soon. Tourney recaps and such. Laurel wreaths for the freshmen, and hateful words for van coordinators. Staying up all night editing five novice packets has a way of tiring out those old fins. But it was a success, and for those of you that helped out, your praises will be sung by Snorri and Ossian for centuries to come. Current Mood: swimmmingly Current Music: Schubert- the "Trout" quintet (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
7:45 pm	Autobiography, Part 1 The Squirrel of Discord Ratatoskr lives in our Arboretum. He gnaws at my nights like buried acorns Unearthed, nibbled, and left as powdered crumbs Along the gravel trails. Unities are scorned; Quarks are freed from proton prisons; the principles Of physics are lost to his verbiage; He Splits my infinitives; parts my iciples; Assigns papers; red marks; schizoid capers; lengthy Frantic sojourns up and down the wrinkled ash tree Yggdrasil (rooted outside my curtained window) Which defies His feet and spreads its hoary shade-boughs. But its nuts? Crunched. Munched. Lunched in violent entropy. His Jaws. His Claws. Acute sparks— singe, jab, puzzle, flow— who knows? But they reign, for sure. Ratatoskr has Tenure. (Comment on this)